So my morning has started out very interesting.
I have an interesting sense of humor today. It probably wont be funny to anyone else, but I'm getting a huge kick out of it.
I woke up to my mom telling me that she had made breakfast. Which was weird... we never make family meals... especially breakfast.
Hell... we don't usually eat breakfast, I think.
At least I don't. My meals start in the afternoon.
You know, usually when I write a blog... I just start talking and see where it takes me. I don't set out a specific topic. I usually just wing it. But I had some specific things that were on my mind this morning that I wanted to talk about. It's kind of going to be more of a "List" of things. SO LET'S GET THIS STARTED.
1.) Faking being "Bisexual/Lesbian/Gay. I realize that a lot of people wont say anything about this, because they're not prepared to deal with the shit that they're going to get. But here I go. Fact of the matter is, being "bisexual" is a new trend going around. I'm not denying that people can be bisexual. I'M bisexual. But I'm saying that being "bisexual" started being considered something cool to be recently, and people are calling themselves bisexual, just to fit into a certain group. I'm really getting annoyed with it. It's like people are putting on this fake show, so that people will like them more.
I can't tell you how many times I've gotten a message from some 13 year old girl on facebook saying "I'm bisexual. Are you bisexual"?
Why in the world would you open up a conversation like that?
The way you can tell the "fake" people from the legit people is by the way they open a conversation. This picture really explains my whole point.
Needless to say, I ended that conversation really fast.
I'm sure I look great in lingerie. That's not the point where I got uncomfortable. What made me uncomfortable was the fact that she was completely cookie cutter fake.
I'm going to let you guess what she looked like.
Come on. Guess.
Think about the hair first.
Hmm?
You got it?
I'll give you a hint. Hair in the face, mirror pictures... etc.
(Unfortunately she's blocked now... so I can't show you. )
So THAT'S TOPIC NUMBER ONE. I just wanted to express how annoying it is... I understand being "bi-curious"... I understand trying to find yourself. Just please be open about it, and admit that you aren't sure.
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and Topic number
2.) Facebook/Text talk.
Now see, I rarely get on people for this, because I feel like it would be ridiculous to tell other people to have better grammar, when I can just as easily delete them.
But I'm going to put it on my blog, in hopes that maybe someone will read it and think; "Hey. That sounds like me. Maybe it does look weird to spell it like that". Because it does.
I'm talking about when
p30pl3 sp3ll l!k3 d!s.
Orr Whenn Peoplee Typee Likee Thiss.
or like dis.
Or lyke thiss.
Or LyKe ThIs.
Or wit bahd grahmur lyke thes.
It's not attractive, nor legible when you type like that. I'd much rather throw myself off a bridge than read countless facebook statuses saying things that I don't care about, much less understand.
It's always the people that post stupid statuses too. MULTIPLE times a day.
See, there are multiple kinds of people on facebook. Maybe we should go through them.
The "I'm going to tell you every detail of my life" person
These are the types of people that wake up, and write a facebook status about it.
"I'm up now... going to go eat some cereal".
or
"Going to go brush my teeth and go to the mall now for some fun with (tagged person)".
The "Like my band" facebooker
Especially if you're friends with someone on facebook who's actually in a band. They message you multiple times a month, with a mass message telling everyone to "Go here and like my page". If you say okay, you might even get back a "Thanks bro. 'Preciate it".
My answer will always be "no".
My facebook is for my friends. And friends don't let friends be asses on facebook, mmkay?
The "I don't actually know these people, and my name isn't real" person
What's more annoying than role playing facebookers? Role playing facebookers who try to pretend they're real.
Usually with names like "AlyssaStole MySocks SixxFreak"... they prowl on facebook, adding everyone and everything they see. You don't honestly expect me to believe that 5,000 people actually know you, do you? Ehh... I'll pass. You'll always get a rejected friend request from me if you're not a real person. I have no time to deal with fake faces and names.
The "I hashtag wrong on every status" person
Need I say more? This type of facebooker will write statuses like,
"So excited for the movies tonight.
# I like movies".
I almost always want to comment like, "FOR REAL. IT'S FACEBOOK, NOT TWITTER. YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY DOING ANYTHING BESIDES FAILING AT DOING A HASH-TAG".
Hash-tags are supposed to look like this, everyone.
And notice how it's on twitter? Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh.
The "I only take pictures of my dog/cat" person
Need I say more?
(That was so funny... I opened my facebook, and this was on top. The comments are perfect too.)
The horrible speller
"Bruhh i totallee need too go get sum of dat choklat chip eyece creem we had the othur day".
WHAT DID YOU SAY. YOU NEED WHAT? ICE CREAM? Okay.
The attention seeker
"Like my status if I'm pretty".
"I'm feeling so sad today".
People who seek attention through any means necessary... it just gets annoying. Even if you actually are feeling sad, do you really need to post it on facebook and complain? What's that going to do for you? You might get likes. Maybe a comment. But that shouldn't mean so much to you that you feel happier with them.
And just for the record, seeking out compliments takes you down 2 or 3 points on the "attractive" scale.
The copy and paste other people's statuses and quotes to get likes
We've all seen it. People taking quotes from other people, and pretend they made it up just so that they could get some likes.
Really though... why is getting likes so important?
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I honestly can't think of any more. (Help me out? LIKE MY FACEBOOK POST AND COMMENT TELLING ME WHAT YOU THINK. )
While you're at it, like my band, yo.
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Now on to bigger and brighter things.
I will start talking about my life, now. If you don't mind.
I'm going to be going to my uncle's house for a week on Friday. He's going off to Mexico and I'm in charge of babysitting the dogs and watering plants.
(A certain blast. )
One of the things everyone in my family's been telling me is "Don't have anyone over there while you're there".
Really...? Even if I wanted to have people over... who would I bring over? All of my friends are up north.
Remember my picture I posted in my blog a few days ago?
So I don't have anyone down here anyway... but the thought that I would be cool enough to have a party while you're gone was sweet. <3
I'm also going to be going down to Loveland on the 27th to celebrate something amazing.
So that's going to be 2 weeks out of this house. Uh... hell yes. Epic win right there.
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I hope you guys are all having a good day.
Oh my god it's 5pm...
UGH.
I Well on the bright side... I'm one day closer to April 25th.
Another blog will be up later! Have a good day.
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